Rage against the Machine

Some people experience road rage... I experience computer rage. Roadragers.com says that road rage is the "violent behavior under the influence of heightened, violent emotion such as anger and frustration, involving an automobile in use." Insert the words "ethernet card" for "automobile" and you have a very good description of me for today. I kept the violent behavior to minimum, only assaulting a screwdriver that wouldn't work but if my office computer doesn't shape up soon, it may get tossed out the window... or off the roof... or into the duck pond... OO! or under a bulldozer from the adjacent construction site!! That is very tempting.