Love Lost

Just about a week ago, I was washing my face. This is a pretty average event, something I do at least once a day. On this sad day, though, I accidentally pulled out my nose ring which proceeded to hop into the sink and RUN down the drain. I tried not to panic while I pulled out some other nose rings and tried to insert them, but my nose-ring-hole rejected them all!! No matter how hard I tried or how much I cried or how loud I swore, I could not get any nose rings back into my nose. I even had kind friends who all got involved, selflessly sticking their fingers up my nose.

No use! The hole has regrown. Please take a look back with me, at a relationship the ended far too soon... Does anybody know of a good piercing place in Calgary? By "good", I mainly mean clean & healthy.