Help Wanted
I’m a strong independent woman but when my dad doesn’t come to visit for a while, things start to deteriorate in the home/car repair department. Then I turn to guy friends, draw them in with the offer of free food and nag them into service. Buddy proved himself quite handy by fixing my broken cupboard door. Check out the manliness:
Anybody out there interested in some apple pie & soy ice cream in exchange for dealing with any of the following issues:
-1 lame closet door
-1 squeaky windshield wiper
-1 non-functional ipod fm transmitter
-3 burnt-out light bulbs
-1 loose windshield wiper
-1 naked clutch petal
-several banging pipes
-1 crooked shower head
-1 broken car-door-switch which connects to my "headlights are still on!" warning signal (note: you can either offer to fix the switch or make yourself available 24-7 with booster cables)
-2 temporarily ‘fixed’ cupboard-door-hinges
Anybody out there interested in some apple pie & soy ice cream in exchange for dealing with any of the following issues:-1 lame closet door
-1 squeaky windshield wiper
-1 non-functional ipod fm transmitter
-3 burnt-out light bulbs
-1 loose windshield wiper
-1 naked clutch petal
-several banging pipes
-1 crooked shower head
-1 broken car-door-switch which connects to my "headlights are still on!" warning signal (note: you can either offer to fix the switch or make yourself available 24-7 with booster cables)
-2 temporarily ‘fixed’ cupboard-door-hinges
posted by Anne Marie at
10:56 PM
5 Comments:
Maybe I should send your dad out to Calgary.
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Anonymous, at 3:43 PM
come on, henry - you're an independant chick. fix some of this crap yourself! or at least take your car to canadian tire for the windshield dilemma. maybe a cute guy will want to change your wiper ;)
ps. do you have a clutch petal or a pedal???
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Anonymous, at 9:32 PM
Mmmm....soy based ice cream. I would totally be all over that like, like, I'm wanting to say Oprah on a ham, but I think it's over used.
You could start a rent-a-man business. Like, men could be available for fixing some small household/automotive projects in exchange for certain meals, or *other things*. OR, you could not shave your pits, take off your bra and just fix it yourself. What's it gunna be butch?? ;)
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the hammer, at 10:47 AM
Seriously Annie...burnt out light bulbs? We didn't have these problems when we were roomies...and Bill wasn't our fix-it guy.
By
Anonymous, at 6:57 AM
that fix it guy in the pic is a hotty
By
Anonymous, at 10:19 AM
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